It's becoming a regular saying in this part of the world.
Today I saw and heard of 3 things, that made me shake my head and say, "Only in Dubai".
1. I saw a lovely, shiny silver BMW 7 series in a car park covered in red, white, green and black heart-shaped stickers.
2. I heard on the radio that an ambulance attending an emergency took 18 minutes to travel 500 metres on the Arabian Ranches roundabout. No-one would move to let it past.
3. I saw a man dressed up as Charlie Chaplin walking around with an Arab man in Ibn Battuta Mall.